Aaaa! You scared me... you found my secret page!!! Oh, you were looking for an egg? I heard Poptart hid the egg on a spreadsheet. You don't like using Google Spreadsheets!? Don't tell Thor that! Thor wrote a really cool program that exports all your pet data to spreadsheets! You should check them out.
Here's a bribe to keep you from telling anyone else about my secret page...
